2nd Cumming
Alan Cumming (2010)

jtd said it all; it's the same as Cumming. Dirt, forests, peat and whisky. It's an experience, but not precisely a fragrance I want to wear or to smell on someone else. Maybe as a room spray when I decorate the hall at Halloween as a creepy forest...

I'm not certain how Cumming (2004) and 2nd Cumming (2010) are related. Obviously, the second followed the first. Beyond that, reformulation? Sequel? The CB I Hate Perfume website states that 2nd Cumming is, “exactly the same as the original Cumming” yet provided Brosius and actor Alan Cumming the opportunity to, “…do the scent the way [they] had originally intended.”

I don't find this bit of obscurity vague or misleading. The ambiguity is appropriate. They smell like the exact same scent, but not. Perhaps the clue is in the subtitle of 2nd Cumming: Once More with Feeling!

The two fragrances are extremely legible. They seem more abstract than the list of notes (cigar, whiskey, Douglas fir, Scottish heather, peat…) implies, but they are sharply defined. I do get the suggestion of peat and its olfactory quality of being both wet and dry at the same time. ‘Peaty' when describing Scotch, suggests the smoke and tar of a peat fire. Peat moss itself is more like the scent of rain after a dry spell. The two Cummings build on this quality and have the scent of a storm moving in–static electricity, dust and twitchiness. The start of a rainstorm scratches at all your senses simultaneously and gives a sense of imminence. This is where Cumming resides. It sits at the tip of your nose the way the way a inaccessible memory sits at the tip of your tongue.

From the perspective of 2016, the Cummings feel like a commentary on the woody tones that were a trend at the time the first model was released. That's not to say that they seem dated or era-specific per se. They are more inventive and precise than the dull woody-amber trends of the time. Their olfactory profiles suggest the guilty pleasure of commercial scents that we often deny liking: plastic packaging, dry-cleaning chemicals, petroleum byproducts. This is much more fun than cigars and drinks.

The greatest difference between the two versions is in the drydown. The original smells metallic and the scent overall fades to a whisper fairly quickly. 2nd Cumming's drydown is warmer and a bit leathery. Surprisingly given its water base, it has much more longevity than the original. They are both well-sculpted scents but it is an open question whether they are perfumes. I don't mean this as derogatory. I assume that this discussion would be welcome in a line called I Hate Perfume. The catch here is that the term scent, when contrasted with perfume, usually implies a lack of artistry. The Cummings twist the distinction into meaninglessness and make environmental scents that you wear. They don't read as room spray applied to the body. They just perform differently on the body than ‘straight' perfume does.

The cheeky double entendre of 2nd might bother some, but it reminds me of a college professor who started our class one day by writing on the board, “Christianity is a cultural mediation of homosexuality.” For the students who winced, they should have remembered to leave their delicate sensibilities at the door of a class called “The History of Sex.” For those squeamish about trying this perfume, you'd would do well to remember both the name of the perfume and the company.

An oddly appealing petrichor perfume–wet dirt with a wheaty, semi-sweet chord to back it up. It sits somewhere between the scent of a field and an organic grocery store, a bizarre earthy thing that simply shouldn't have any of the magnetism and appeal that it does. It's somewhat sweaty upfront, and has minor glimpses of leather and booze, but it's mainly a hops type note rendered delicately gourmand. Totally innovative with the closest analog being perhaps Humiecki and Graef's Skarb, it wears beautifully in the water perfume through its perfectly sequenced ethereality. Gorgeous stuff with a brilliantly rendered concept, but it's barely recognizable as perfume.

I love everything about this - the cheeky name, the list of notes, the fact that Alan Cumming and Christopher Brosius donate the proceeds to charity - except the actual smell, which is merely OK. I don't get most of the listed notes at all. What I do get is a pleasant but unremarkable melange of several of CB I Hate Perfume's signature accords, including Burning Leaves, rubber, and the damp soil that's most prominent in CB Black March. But the whiskey, truffle, peat, and leather are nowhere to be found, and the result is rather unfocused and not terribly interesting, especially compared to several of Brosius' other masterpieces. Better on paper (in every sense) than on the skin.