Canyon
Bath & Body Works (2021)

My wife loves this one on me. I love this on me. A clean natural smelling slightly soapy scent with a nice little peppery accord. Very work safe, and for sure a year round fragrance. A friend told me it reminds him of camping in the desert.

Canyon but not Steve
Despite manly-man dry-down
In Dirty English

The story begins
Translated from Mandarin
To orange sandstone

Suggest-eau-rama
With able assistance of
Woody and Amber

Playing Dry & Fresh
On hypnotic harps accord
Quite tenaciously

Saved as "Desert Sand"
Between notes of Black Pepper
And Crisp Vetiver

The pepper quite mild
The vetiver nice and dry
The sand inclusive

Of all that remains
In your fragrant adventure's
Fascination of

Sweet-and-sour citrus
On sandalwoody amber's
Radiant mission

To fill the next room
With some je ne sais quoi from
Bath & Body Works

Less clean than Clean Slate
This dry Manhattan Nightcap
Yet standing out more

In its manly way
So that just the shower gel
Sports the big sillage

Approved on YouTube
By our friend Redolessence
Who gets it all right

But don't ask my wife
Too manly, too barber-shop
And too low-budget

Three out of three, boys!
Yet temper thy temptation
Of ye olde blind buy

Lest those allergic
To dry and scratchy ambroids
Enter Fake Woods Hell

Doors found somewhere near
Amber Woods' Gentleman's Club
Down in Steve's Canyon.

9th February 2024