Colonia C.L.U.B.
Acqua di Parma (2022)

A generic mall masculine. It kicks off with lemony bergamot, made screechy with pepper and "woody amber" chemicals. As the screech fades, it smells like a generic "bleue" fragrance, that mix of chemicals that calls to mind citrus and lavender and pine, but really just smells like ariticial odorants and bleach.

I guess every luxury brand needs at least one of these - the world seems to be full of suckers who want to spend $250 to smell like a $20 cologne, and why should Acqua Di Parma turn down easy money?