Hai Karate was developed by Pfizer (Now more famous for Viagra). The commercials showed some guy who wore Hai Karate. Girls were coming at him from all angles and he had to karate chop them away. The aftershave even came with instructions on how to do this.
I'm pretty sure any fragrance released today which advocated the hitting of women wouldn't get very far!
Just so you know, here's what the instructions say:
Don't dare use Hai Karate without memorizing this: Here are step-by-step instructions on how to defend yourself from women in case you apply an over dose of Hai Karate
It then gives three simple steps to 'remove' the offending women. Lastly it tells us to be careful how we use it.
-Hmmmmmmmm
The fragrance was relaunched in the UK in 2015 by Healthpoint Ltd; and in 2021 by Beauty Clear, who worked with Wendy Pickthall, daughter of the original perfumer, to help produce Hai Karate in its original
formulation again.
Hai Karate fragrance notes
Head
- lavender, bergamot, lemon, rosemary, aniseed
Heart
- geranium, fern, carnation, cinnamon, cedarwood, heliotrope
Base
- oakmoss, vanilla, tonka bean, amber, musk
Latest Reviews of Hai Karate
I really don't understand all the hate this fragrance gets. It's not as if there's anything all that brash or offensive about it. It's a slightly louder version of Pinaud Clubman, Canoe, Jade East and others. It's like Royal Copenhagen with a brighter citrus and a more ambery drydown. That's it! If anything, I could understand the criticism of its lack of originality rather than ugliness of it's composition.
Hai Karate has an image problem. I think what people really recall was it's tacky marketing. It served to glamorize it in past decades and now manages to tarnish it in the modern day. Barbershop Fougeres were ubiquitous in the 70's. Whether it was Avon Wild Country or the aforementioned Copenhagen, I think people got sick of smelling them and put the most memorable one on the chopping block for abuse. By the 90's it was an old man in a member's only jacket kind of smell. And it was frightfully uncool.
But it's been a heck of a long time since then, and now we can order what we want online and enjoy these fragrances with an open mind. We don't have to just take the attitude of vocal Gen X'ers and loathe the Barbershop Fougere. Rive Gauche is one of them and people fawn over it. So is Paco Rabanne pour homme. These are okay because they cost a little extra money, so they get a pass.
Hai Karate is a classic and should be regarded better than it is. It should be remembered as a cousin of Canoe and Clubman. It's not a cleaning product or an insect repellent. It's not the worst fragrance ever made. That's an urban legend of the online fragrance community, spread by people who probably haven't smelled it since high school. It's plain old fragrance snobbery.
Hai Karate is a fun scent with a retro charm. Millennial ladies have complimented me when I wear it. It smells unique in a world spritzed head to toe in synthetic, fruity aquatics. Of course, I wouldn't wear it to a wedding, but there's still a place for it in a casual setting.
Unfortunately, this was mine. As Foeditus says- vile stuff!
Having just crossed the line into being a young lad interested in females, I slapped some on, eagerly anticipating the hoards of girls I would soon be fighting off as shown in the infamous commercial.
It went poorly.
The girl I sat next to in French class deduced the horrible smell was coming from the water proofing treatment her dad had done to her new boots.
I see the notes profile and it looks like this should be at least "ok."
It was not.
In hindsight, I think maybe this was created in the infancy of synthetic scent notes and it ended up like a Frankenstein monster of a fragrance.
Surprising that this traumatic virgin flight of wearing scent didn't scar me for life and scare me into a life of not wearing anything.
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Once I got past its fully pretentious name and adolescent marketing strategy, what I got was an okay, non-cloying, non-beastmode aromatic oriental musk scent that I can imagine that a lot of teens / teens at heart would wear with a bunch of crazy notions in mind about what was to come next! (Some of that was reflected in the "pheromone" scents that came out in subsequent eras, meant to promise all kinds of luck with the opposite sex.)
Hai Karate is inoffensive but not revolutionary (sorry, Pfizer!). It starts with a sharp, bright citrus slap, then it warms down to something like a warm, musky Old Spice or Brut scent (contemporaries to it) with some oriental sweetness (amber, maybe). It has average longevity, maybe to reflect the brief but intense encounters that young guys would have wearing it!
I give it props for being good enough to get relaunched even after FIFTY years since introduction. Hai Karate is interesting, nostalgic, and full of laughable but benign gimickry echoing what a whole bunch of us men probably wanted as far as a sure-shot tonic to draw the ladies LOL!
My father told me he wore this in his misbegotten youth, and that is funny and somehow endearing to me, though I will spare you his stories of embarrassment.
While I don't think it is a terrible scent (just very dated), it perfectly represents the painfully awkward teenagers of the 70's who wore it. Hard to karate-chop all those women when my jeans are so tight.
Fist impression was a trip or slip in a cupboard of cleaning materiels, leaving you wondering what you, ve just knocked off the shelf. Dries down to a powdery, rather feminine concoction. Not something I could wear and enjoy. Gets a neutral for its value in putting a smile on my face from the moment I spied it.
This is a review of the new UK licensed Hai Karate.