NettyYeti
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- Jan 28, 2016
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I have an amusing anecdote to share with you today.
I like to shave after a hot shower and I usually shower in the evening, so most of my post-shave routine involves lightly scented or unscented products. Yesterday evening I decided to try a more robust product. Here’s the artisan’s description:
“This one is masculine. Like really, really masculine. Like a ‘take an old, beat up leather jacket, drape it over a couple of tires to make a table and clean your guns on it’ kind of masculine. Dark, unrefined, and totally unresistible, this is a scent for those who don’t mind sticking out.”
And here are the notes: Russian Leather, Motor Oil, Hoppes #9, Birch Tar, Oakmoss, Gasoline, Smoke, Cedar, Cade, Bergamot, Vanilla
Needles to say, I underestimated the potency of this aftershave. Here’s a summary of the events that followed my (modest) application:
My thoughts? I love it! (But I won’t be wearing it as an aftershave, nor around polite company, any time soon). I started a discussion thread here for fans of the brand.
Fun fact: I also love Chiseled Face’s Summer Storm, which my wife ALSO loathes. In a Reddit AMA from several years ago, Ron Wiebe noted that one rather Machiavellian customer layers these two scents to great effect. For my own safety, I haven’t tried that…yet.
I like to shave after a hot shower and I usually shower in the evening, so most of my post-shave routine involves lightly scented or unscented products. Yesterday evening I decided to try a more robust product. Here’s the artisan’s description:
“This one is masculine. Like really, really masculine. Like a ‘take an old, beat up leather jacket, drape it over a couple of tires to make a table and clean your guns on it’ kind of masculine. Dark, unrefined, and totally unresistible, this is a scent for those who don’t mind sticking out.”
And here are the notes: Russian Leather, Motor Oil, Hoppes #9, Birch Tar, Oakmoss, Gasoline, Smoke, Cedar, Cade, Bergamot, Vanilla
Needles to say, I underestimated the potency of this aftershave. Here’s a summary of the events that followed my (modest) application:
- My wife stepped into the bathroom and immediately backed out as if propelled by some explosive force.
- She used words like “skunk”, “disgusting”, and “burning rubber” to describe my aroma.
- The kids and pets, likewise, avoided my presence, closing themselves in their respective rooms.
- Despite Midwest temperatures still barely above freezing, windows were opened, and a box fan was installed in the hallway to prevent the smell from spreading to other parts of the house.
- I was told I’d be sleeping on the couch. After assurances the smell would fade (it’s an aftershave after all!) I was allowed in bed several hours later.
- My wife woke up several times in the middle of the night and proceeded to retch, cough, and curse. She woke me in the morning with the words “I love you, but I hate that. You are throwing it out.”
My thoughts? I love it! (But I won’t be wearing it as an aftershave, nor around polite company, any time soon). I started a discussion thread here for fans of the brand.
Fun fact: I also love Chiseled Face’s Summer Storm, which my wife ALSO loathes. In a Reddit AMA from several years ago, Ron Wiebe noted that one rather Machiavellian customer layers these two scents to great effect. For my own safety, I haven’t tried that…yet.