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Massive narcissistic wanker, Elon Musk, to launch perfume so he can “afford to buy Twitter” • Basenotes

Massive narcissistic wanker, Elon Musk, to launch perfume so he can “afford to buy Twitter”

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Elon Musk, who normally enjoys digging holes and playing with spaceships and cars, is launching a perfume. Even though he apparently doesn’t like people wearing fragrance around him as he is, according to a profile on WIRED, “sensitive to odors

Musk, who is a “Massive narcissistic wanker,”, currently calls himself a “perfume salesman” in his Twitter bio.

The fragrance, called Burnt Hair, is described by Musk as “The finest fragrance on Earth!” and also “the essence of repugnant desire”

Elon is the middle of some confusing shenanigans where he wants to buy Twitter, then he didn’t, and now he’s being made to. Musk tweeted “Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter”

One thing can be said, he’s better at giving names to perfumes than he is naming actual human beings.

Should you be interested in this you can buy it here. Musk has apparently sold 100K bottles already.

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  1. Lol @ all the love for Musk that clearly shows in the article 😀
    Hey, I'm not saying I disagree...
    I really don’t know what you mean… 😇
  2. Because naming a fragrance itself "Elon Musk for Men" would be too on the nose.
    He could have made an anagram and gone with “Lone Skum”…..😁
  3. I think fireworks are unlikely. The one open supporter of narcissists on BN used to be a mod!
    You missed the point of the GIF reaction I'm just watching the article comments to be entertained.
  4. Haven't bought a Tesla, what makes Elon think I'm going to buy his cologne?

    He didn't - but he knew I would!

    The real question is what number of buyers did he anticipate, and whether / by how much did he exceed it.
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