Jaguar Performance
Jaguar (2002)

Disgusting. This was a blind buy because I didn't believe it would be as bad as the reviews said. Joke's on me, it's actually WAY WORSE. This smells trashy, like cheap toilet refresher. And even as a toilet refresher, I would NOT buy this. I applied it to one wrist and it smelled so bad that I had to shower right after to scrub it off but the smell was very hard to remove :X. It has no class whatsoever. It makes me think of aggressive men that you wouldn't want to bump into on the streets. I don't know how else to describe it. Please don't buy it, it smells horrendous and it's not even worth the 13-20 dollars it retails for.

It's as if this is a pleasant fragrance ruined by some strange berry scent. I keep smelling some sort of berries that kind of makes me nauseous. Not impressed.

Clean green and a lovely summer scent

Blind bought this when I was in fifth grade. I don't think it smells bad, its just to mature of a scent for me being in high school now. The bottle looks cool though.

Revising my review yet again, as I get close to finishing my bottle of this. For me to finish an entire bottle is pretty rare now a days, with having such a large collection. Having said that, I feel my review of this is as accurate as it's gonna be.

This is one of the few citrus cheapies that is actually different. At first it reminded me of Adidas Moves, and it still does. Imagine all the fruity notes in Moves were sitting there and left to rot. That's what I get from Performance. Rotten citrus, bananas, with both sour and salty smells. you would think it's gross, and it can certainly be if you overdo this one on the trigger, but when worn right, this one can be a real winner.

A vaguely pleasant green opening, devoid of most of the characteristics the pyramid would suggest, followed by a precipitous drydown into powdery generica. Much like the new and embarrassing signature Jaguar only with an herbal bent. Not even noticeable enough to belittle.