Luxury Overdose Pluie d'Osmanthe
Absolument (2018)

I should have known better than to believe that a perfume that actually says "Luxury" in its name could possibly smell truly luxurious. Unfortunately, this is just a bog standard fruity floral, with sweet citrus and cassis on top and lily-esque faux greens coming in underneath. Given time, it ends up as a shrill chemical smell that sort of reminds me of grape, but really just smells like a bunch of artificial flavorants clashing. I never smelled any osmanthus, though this eventually ended up as a melon/linden soap. Honestly, this is just another cheaply concocted fruity floral, albeit an expensive one.