Single Barrel Bourbon
Cologne, Bath & Body Works (2024)

Single Barrel Bourbon, boys
Caused this lad to make some noise
If you'll stick around for now
These same words will tell you how

Bought online when FOMO struck
By the grace of God, good luck
Bourbon's flanker, thought it might
Better still, to my delight

Men's Shop boozers, 'tis one more
Like the others I adore
Whiskey, Coffee, & Reserve
Better than I dare deserve

Oak purported in the base
Helped this bloke to one more place
B B doubly house homage
Steers this clear of cheap garbage

Tonky bonky in the heart
Sets this whiskey one apart
Not too little, not too much
Booze illusion ne'er to touch

Sweet and smooth, it dries down strong
Love that whiskey lasts so long
Works on skin and clothing, too
And the hair, by great shampoo

Buy the beard cream, bristly bros
For thy skin as well as nose
Better balm this surely be
'Mongst the many tried on me

Test the spray, I did as well
Boldly braving butane hell
Walked out fine, and smelled just right
Whiskey's cheap when pocket's light

Thus, I recommend this frag
To my bros and sisters hag
And to normies in my hood
Simply wanting to smell good

Mileage varies, I'll admit
But I say, from where I sit
Bathly Bourbon's boozy bliss
Bestn't be the one you miss.