INSTRUCTIONS: Put this cologne on the dashboard, under the windscreen of the ute so it gets to 60 C. That way it will get so bloody hot it will really burn when you splash it on your poor face ! (Or maybe keep it in a cool dark place fellas). Spray it on the sides of your neck and avoid copious amounts, so no one knows you really are an ugly bastard.

Ugly Bastard fragrance notes

    • fir, dark chocolate, rum, spices

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Blackest fir; the sap from the tree. It mixes with a chocolate note at first, then after a moment, it's back to just fir. In the background is dark rum with spices. Like potpourri spices. Cloves, black pepper, and red pepper, anise, maybe. Not a note combination I've smelled a lot previously. It's different. Not too "manly".

After an hour or so it falls away to a sweet, resinous amber-like scent. A few hints of fir remain. Started out strong - quickly mellowed out.
28th September 2020
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