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Kilian (2015)

bland, generic and utterly expensive scent that comes in a tacky package.....

There's no way I could chouchez avec someone wearing this. It's a viscous, artificial sweetener of a floriental with grating tuberose-and-vanilla yogurt that doesn't quit. The best way I could describe it is that it smells like an upscale version of a tween celebrity line or something from Bath & Body Works. It's dated, generic, and totally garish; the kind of perfume that's responsible for perfumes being outlawed in workplaces.