Eau d’Mayonnaise?

Opiate · Friday at 12:27 AM

Fragrance friends, gather your pitchforks: Someone needs to die for this.

https://basenotes.com/perfume-news/new-fragrances-inspired-by-mayonnaise-and-pretzels/

We can chisel “points for originality” on their tombstone.

SmellSharpe · Friday at 12:30 AM

It’s a $8/bottle joke. And sells out in seconds every day.

FiveoaksBouquet · Friday at 4:01 AM

Usually if you get mayonnaise on your skin or clothing it’s a smell you wash off.

lair77 · Friday at 4:02 AM

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

PStoller · Friday at 11:09 AM

Opiate said:
Fragrance friends, gather your pitchforks: Someone needs to die for this.

https://basenotes.com/perfume-news/new-fragrances-inspired-by-mayonnaise-and-pretzels/

We can chisel “points for originality” on their tombstone.

If the assassination attempt fails, will they be taken to the Mayo Clinic?

PStoller · Friday at 11:11 AM

It’s the fragrance that get the most condiments.

I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.

Nastka · Friday at 11:35 AM

hednic · Friday at 2:54 PM

Good grief!

rum · Friday at 3:05 PM

Opiate said:
Fragrance friends, gather your pitchforks: Someone needs to die for this.

https://basenotes.com/perfume-news/new-fragrances-inspired-by-mayonnaise-and-pretzels/

CookBot · Friday at 3:16 PM

Did anyone read far enough to see that its heart is a COFFEE accord?!?

Dear god.

Nastka · Friday at 3:26 PM

CookBot said:
Did anyone read far enough to see that its heart is a COFFEE accord?!?

Dear god.

Coffee and mayonnaise. A match made in heaven.

And this is coming from someone who's having chicken marinating in mayonnaise in the fridge at the moment!

maksidrom · Friday at 3:42 PM

These fragrances are made for layering. This one layers well with Burger King's Flame perfume and Idaho Potato Commission's Frites perfume. If you'd rather go for something more challenging and niche-like it can be layered with Eau de Stilton and Smells Like WD-40.

PStoller · Friday at 6:59 PM

Putting the “Hell” in “Hellman’s.”

Owen Bawn · Friday at 7:09 PM

I'm wearing Goat Vindaloo today.

PStoller · Friday at 7:13 PM

Owen Bawn said:
I'm wearing Goat Vindaloo today.

Who doesn’t love a spicy oriental?

ThVH · Friday at 7:50 PM

maksidrom said:
These fragrances are made for layering. This one layers well with Burger King's Flame perfume and Idaho Potato Commission's Frites perfume. If you'd rather go for something more challenging and niche-like it can be layered with Eau de Stilton and Smells Like WD-40.

Oh you can just use the WD-40 perfume for that.

I‘m waiting for RockShox deodorant.

Nastka · Friday at 8:01 PM

PStoller said:
Putting the “Hell” in “Hellman’s.”

Or - depending on perspective - the 'Win' in 'Winiary':

lair77 · Saturday at 2:21 AM

I'll be waiting for the Dukes flanker.

MonkeyBars · Saturday at 2:48 AM

Came here to complain about the incorrect apostrophe in OP subject

It's called Parfum de Mayonnaise

And what the heck is this?? "this fragrance would not be complete without subtle coffee undertones, reminiscent of Will’s signature mayonnaise infused caffeine beverage"

And regarding Knead: Eau De Pretzel tbf I really appreciate the original Bijan for its pretzel accord (which I assume is the iris...)

e_s1950@yahoo.com · 2024-08-19T03:34:59+0100

The should make it water based like Dior's Sauvage Eau Forte: leaving little white drops on your skin would only be fitting.

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